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When I Do

by The Jellycats

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1.
Hysteria 02:21
Hysteria Yea the thing about you Is you always have to be there In the crowd where the loving is shared Doing too much In a very short time and Hoping no one makes you walk the line 'Cos you say ‘Oi!’ It’s time to get lairy Well I say ‘Hey!’ I don’t think you can stop me When the time is right He’s coming for you Cos no one drinks like the British do Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria If found please take me home Hysteria Passed out on patios Waking up its fucking freezing The look I’m rocking can’t be too appealing Have a shower, ring a friend Brush yourself off and do it all again When they say ‘Oi!’ It’s time to get lairy Well I say ‘Hey!’ Don’t think you can stop me When the time is right we’re coming for you Cos no one drinks like the British do Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria If found please take me home Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria Passed out on patios Hysteria Cats on your stereo Hysteria If found please take us home Hysteria Passed out on patios
2.
T-W-A-T 03:01
Catches his reflection gives himself a smile He thinks he’s god’s gift to women, yea he’s so in denial Thinks he’s a lad, thinks he’s a laugh, thinks that he’s such a cool bloke But while he’s always a comedian he cannot take a joke And the more that he drinks, yea the worse that he thinks He’s falling down, down, down, down, down to the ground Im saying... Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at Yea you’ll get a slap If you’re carrying on like that And I’m finding it real hard to stay Considerate while turning you away Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at Tired of immature guys in their low cut tops The world would be a better place if they’d pack up and fuck off ‘cos with their ‘stella-act-a-twat’ in them they think they’re the bee’s knees Brag that they’ve had so many slappers Yea ‘cos that’s hard to achieve And the more that he drinks, yea the worse that he thinks He’s falling down, down, down, down, down to the ground I'm saying... Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at Yea you’ll get a slap If you’re carrying on like that And I’m finding it real hard to stay Considerate while turning you away Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at And the more that he drinks, yea the worse that he thinks He’s falling down, down, down, down, down to the ground Try to keep your distance from the drunk, rowdy boys, You can usually tell the group by hearing them shout ‘Oi Oi’! And you turn to your friend for help but see his mate has got her cornered, It’s only 10pm yet you’re wishing they’d call last orders, And you’ll never learn so this meeting’s adjourned, You’re falling down, down, down, down, down, to the ground, I’m saying ... Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at Yea you’ll get a slap If you’re carrying on like that And I’m finding it real hard to stay Considerate while turning you away Don’t call me by that No you’re not where it’s at And the more that he drinks yea the worse that he thinks And no I don’t think you’re cool, I think that you need a shrink And if you carry this on you’ll end up all on your own And you’ll fall down, down, down, down, down to the ground
3.
Break 02:13
I’m going mad, yeah going mad, just know this is a mistake I can’t relax, can’t concentrate, so how can this be a break? And I wont mess around, wont mess around, cos that aint how we relate When everyone does everyone, to balance and contemplate Because this break weren’t cool (I hate it) How’d it go for you? (say you hate) Still I wish I knew why I’ll never love another guy but you I can’t sit down, just pace around, I’m feeling overly stressed I'd sort it out if I just went out, but I cannot force no regrets Don’t want to create a situation where it could all turn crap When everyone hates everyone, and no one wants to keep track Because this break weren’t cool (I hate it) How’d it go for you? (say you hate) Still I wish I knew why I’ll never love another Cos this break weren’t cool (I hate it) How’d it go for you? (say you hate) Still I wish I knew why I’ll never love another guy but you This break weren't cool Because this break weren’t cool (I hate it) How’d it go for you? (say you hate) Still I wish I knew why I’ll never love another Cos this break weren’t cool (I hate it) How’d it go for you? (say you hate) Still I wish I knew why I’ll never love another guy but you This break weren't cool
4.
(David Cameron talking bollocks) Say we're living in broken Britain, but what the fuck do you know about it? Sit inside your 2nd home with your cup of tea, while you’re kicking families out on the streets Chase the jobless for the student loans and, old timers can’t heat their homes, yet While your chilling in the sun on speed boats, were all fucked, no scapegoat (noooooooo) Come take all my cash from me The shirt on my back, and the air I breathe Go and pawn your ps3 Cos we're living in this British poverty Got us stuck in recession depression, but what the fuck do you know about it? Got us in this mess with your idle lies, then it hits, you run away and hide Never trying to help anyone out, and expecting us to just cope with it Your all scumbags, fucking ferocious, brush us aside, collect your bonus? (noooooooo) Come take all my cash from me The shirt on my back, and the air I breathe Go and pawn your ps3 Cos we're living in this British poverty Come take all my cash from me The shirt on my back, and the air I breathe Go and pawn your ps3 Cos we're living in this British poverty Come take all my cash from me The shirt on my back, and the air I breathe Don’t need sky, have to rent your TV When you’re living in dark times called British poverty Who can take your money Flush it down the drain Screw the country up and make you go insane The bankerman Yea the bankerman can The bankerman can 'cos he doesn't give a damn about the work you do
5.
Gay 02:41
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7.
Say Wooo 00:50
Waking up too fucking early takes the piss Got to get to work I really wish I could quit With a 1 2 3 4 feeling like shit But I cannot slope along I better motivate it Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh People getting in your face it takes the piss Bus saw you then drove away the fucking right prick Then the rain rain rain rain feeling like shit Cannot turn up with this face I better motivate it Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh Say Wooo Say yeah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh
8.
CrackHead 03:01
My best mate is a crackhead, and I don’t know what to do He’s stressy and he’s now distant, yeah, and that’s the awful truth He dreams about it all night and, he thinks about it all day And you can’t get it off his mind, I see him slipping away Yeah my best mate is a crackhead, no this isn’t a joke I know him well, we’ve been though hell, but I don’t recognise this bloke His face is looking so pale, and his eyes have sunken right in I’m trying hard to help him out, but I dunno where to begin My best mate is a crackhead, and I don’t know what to do He’s stressy and he’s now distant, yeah, and that’s the awful truth He dreams about it all night and, he thinks about it all day And you can’t get it off his mind, I see him slipping away Yeah my best mate is a crackhead, ha, plus he does too much coke Hey where do you get all this money from man, you only work at a garage in stoke He’s getting ratty and snappy, and I’m trying to pull him back But all he wants to do is smoke his pipe to Biggy's '10 Commandments of Crack' Singing there is nothing wrong with me I’m fine (there’s nothing wrong with me I’m fine, there’s nothing wrong with me I’m fine) There is nothing wrong with me I’m fine Yeah right... My best mate is a crackhead, and I don’t know what to do He’s stressy and he’s now distant, yeah, and that’s the awful truth He dreams about it all night and, he thinks about it all day And you can’t get it off his mind, I see him slipping away My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead now It's not good man, it's not good My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead now Put that pipe down your mums watching My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead My best mate, well he’s a crackhead now ...(repeat)...
9.
Bipolar Love 02:51
I’ve got a problem and need some help, cos it is too hard to help myself I’m pulled back to you again, and I’m way too high for my own good And they say you aint worth it, make me feel shit Waste my time, could have me in bits Maybe I’m being a tit But I’ll keep on coming back for it cos You make me feel high, you make me feel sure Might make me feel shit but, I still want you more You make me feel up, I’ll be loving it The more that I suffer, the more I need it Yeah, moderation is all ok, but you’re on my brain like every day, Well I guess I just got hooked, there was something bout you that got my whole world shook yea Yeah always in a stress when you weren’t there, feeling lost I’ll tear out my hair, Know your bad for me, I just don’t care so Help me out, I’m being dragged right down By all the hate and love, that’s cruising though my blood Maybe you just don’t care but no one else is there I fight a constant downer, don’t feel too cool now ah yea You make me feel high (You make me feel high) You make me feel sure (You make me feel sure) Might make me feel shit but (Might make me feel shit but) I still want you more (I still want you more) You make me feel up (You make me feel up) I’ll be loving it (I’ll be loving it) The more that I suffer (The more that I suffer) The more I need it Help me out, I’m being dragged right down By all the hate and love, that’s cruising though my blood Maybe you just don’t care but no one else is there I fight a constant downer, don’t feel too cool now O yeah... Somehow I’m just too high to care You make me feel high
10.
Your Friends 02:38
Why is it every time when I'm standing in the line You walk on by me whilst I'm standing, staring Waiting for you to wave But I can tell by the way you behave That there’s no chance even catching eye contact today You're right in front of me but I just can’t say shit to you Because you’ll laugh at me because your friends say I'm not cool And yet whenever you're around I’m just to tell you how I love you so But I can’t because your friends bring me down Why when you talk to me it’s always really secretly And never very regularly I'm stood here looking, waiting for you to talk And give the key like you did before But what’s the point when you always push the boat out from the shore You're right in front of me but I just can’t say shit to you Because you’ll laugh at me because your friends say I'm not cool And yet whenever you’re around I’m just to hear you say I love you so But I can't because your friends bring me down I’m right in front of you But you just can’t say shit to me because I’ll talk to you And that’s something that can’t be seen And yet whenever I’m around you're waiting just to hear me say I love you so But I can't because your (You are so loveable making me feel loved up) (You are so kissable making me feel loved up) (You are so huggable making me feel loved up) (You look so fucking cool make me feel loved up) I know your liking me because you’re looking and me good And when you smile at me, I know you’re thinking that you would I know whenever I’m around your waiting Just to hear me say I love you so But I can’t because your (You are so loveable making me feel loved up) (You are so kissable making me feel loved up) (You are so huggable making me feel loved up) (You look so fucking cool) You're right in front of me but I just can’t say shit to you Because you’ll laugh at me because your friends say I'm not cool And yet whenever you're around I’m just to hear you say I love you so But I can’t because your You're right in front of me but I just can’t say shit to you Because you’ll laugh at me because your friends say I'm not cool And yet whenever you're around I’m just to tell you how I love you so But I can’t because your friends bring me down
11.
We wanted twelve songs on the album But we settled for ten it's a crime 'Cos the drums on two songs were just so very bad Now we've run out of studio time (Why? Yea tell us why) 'Cos Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Oh Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Yea Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's shit (Come on you all know the words!) 'Cos Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Oh Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Yea Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's shit (And again but a little bit faster...) Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Oh Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Yea Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums (And again but faster now!) Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Oh Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Yea Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Oh Stu can't play the drums 'cos he's really really shit Yea Stu can't play the drums I don't need this.
12.
When I Do 03:11
Love is what you talk about, but only when your pissed So don’t try to get my guard down now, cos I’m not into this You can try and act all sensitive, but you aint fooling me In real life it’s staged on rocky roads, it aint like on TV So while time is a-ticking with games being played He holds onto the minutes that push me away Well it don’t feel right for me and you cannot stand me The chapter has been closed from here now on so the search begins again Time can heal up anything, but how much do you have? I know we have conquered many things, but now it always drags I can tell I’m not in your good books, I can’t say you’re in mine And as we can’t stand the stale vibe, it’s time to say goodbye So while time is a-ticking with games being played He holds onto the minutes that push me away Well it don’t feel right for me and you cannot stand me The chapter has been closed from here now on so the search begins again Yeah I know we let go Once the rock becomes the roll Yeah and I’ll try, to peal my eyes Attempt to find, my guy of gold Yeah and I know what I know But who would know if they weren’t told And I don’t know if there’s a perfect guy But if I find him, I’ll find him when I do When I do I hope I don’t feel alone I hope I don’t feel alone, don’t feel on my own When I do

about

The Jellycats are...

Emma "Turn my vocals down..." May - Vocals
Rob "Jonson" Allen - Bass
Stu "I don’t need this" Cooper - Drums
Ollie "Precocious C***" Cooper - Guitar/Vocals
and Alex "The Horn" Polak - Trumpet/Trombone/Talking on drummers guide..


All songs written by O.Cooper except track 5 and 9

All words by E.May/O.Cooper

Track 5 E.May/O.Cooper
Track 9 Allen/May/Cooper


Album artwork by E.May


British Poverty contains snippets of a speech made by the British Prime Minister David Cameron, he has not given us permission for this, but as we are giving it away for free, who cares! British Poverty also contains a parody of "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr. which was an idea of Ollie’s mate George "Big George" James. We haven’t got permission for this either, but we thought stating it would be better than saying nothing and hoping no one will notice!

Gay is based on a true story. Both parties have wished to remain anonymous, but have given us there blessing with the song. The trumpet solo in Gay contains a snippet of "I Want to Break Free" by Queen. This was Alex's idea, once again no permission, but how can you turn someone down whose nickname is "The Horn"?!

"CrackHead is also based on a true story. If anyone reading this is in the same situation, or are hooked themselves, please don’t hesitate to seek help from the UK National Drugs helpline (0800 77 66 00) a close friend or family member, or anyone you can! Drugs, especially hard drugs like Crack, are not to be fucked with.

This album contains no auto tune.

The views expressed on this album are mainly Emma’s and Ollie’s, but if anyone is offend by anything you hear on this album you can either A. blame Rob cos he’s Knob Allen so it’s clearly his fault, or B. take a deep breath, count to ten, and stop being so uptight!

This album was recorded, mixed and mastered by Chris "Wallzee" Wallace at the very plush 701 studios in Great Yeldham, Essex. It was recorded in seven days stretched over two months (‘cos Wallzee is a busy man!) and cost a grand total of £200. He’s a good mate of ours so he helped us out! His usual price is £100 per track, but he’s up for negotiating. You can email him at chriswallace701@gmail.com




The Jellycats would like to thank...


Keith and Myra for allowing there lovely daughter to travel around the country with a bunch of Essex numpty’s. Shelia Cooper for putting up with Ollie and Stu. Mr and Mrs Allen for letting Rob do his own thing, and the Polak’s, who we’ve yet to meet but will thank anyway! Andy "GaleForce" Gale for his guitar tech skill and incites when we were mixing the album, Andy "Des-Troy" Wheeler for his pumped up roadie worthy guns, Alex Fleetham for his amazing acting skills in the "T-W-A-T" video, Lee "McLovin" Offord (as were told he will cry like a baby if he doesn’t get a shout out) and all the other Braintree ruffians who have supported us! Dave and Naomi Roberts for the soundman skills and generally being there for us. +44Films, TBClub clothing, and all the rest of our friends/family/sisters, and of course, Chris Wallace for making the whole thing possible!!

Feel free to check us out on Facebook, YouTube, and various porn sites (that last one is a lie, Ollie thinks he’s funny...) (This is not a lie, Emma just doesn't want people to know you can find a body of my work on BulletsandBalls.com)

Thanks for listening,

The Jellycats x

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released November 24, 2012

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